Sometimes something just strikes me funny. Maybe it’s something warped in my childhood. Maybe it comes from letting my kids watch too much TV when they were sick.
But this website just cracks me up. There is no nutritional value at all.. www.chucknorrisfacts.com
There are pages of facts. But from the top ten list the following are my particular favs..
and who knows WHY I even care.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Okay, I’ll admit it. I’m a big Steven Segal fan! There. I said it.
An addition to his existing world of deeds:
Check this out over at GeeksAreSexy.com
I do love these Chuck Norris-isms. But it would seem that Cory Booker, mayor of Newark, NJ, who recently ran into a burning building to rescue a neighbor, may be supplanting Chuck’s place in the universe.
Sorry Chuck.
@MilesGrant wrote: When Chuck Norris has nightmares, Cory Booker turns on the light & sits with him until he falls back asleep.
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